It's a Bird, It's a Plane (but is it insurance?)...

Granted, it would be a stretch (to say the least) to call this insurance-related, but it's definitely healthcare-related.

If your name is Kal-El, that is:

"Scientists have discovered a new mineral that matches the composition of kryptonite, the mythical rock that could sap Superman's strength in comic books."

Theoretically, if Clark Kent's alter ego were to be laid up as a result of kryptonite exposure, one would presume that The Daily Planet's short term disability coverage would come into play.

Hope he has a critical illness plan, too.